Friday, October 10, 2008

some DIY tips.....

while catching up on all of the blogs I subscribe to I came across this list from contrariwise ramblings that gave me a good chuckle so I thought I would share...

1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. presto! the blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. then you’ll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. if it doesn’t move and should, use the wd-40. if it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.


Contrariwise said...

Whoo hoo!
Glad you liked my post. Thanks for linking back to my blog, Contrariwise Ramblings.

Katie said...

hahaha that is fantastic!!! My fav is the one about duct tape and WD40. classic

sweetfunkyvintage said...

terribly funny! I sent it to a friend of mine who has helped me several times with a roll of duct tape!